That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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