Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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