Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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