All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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