Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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