whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
