Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
A bitchslap is in order.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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