so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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