escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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