Christians are straight up FREAKS
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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