I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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