with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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