Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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