3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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