I'll bet she douches with gravy.
ugly people sure do ruin things
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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