so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
