You really coming over, don't trick.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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