your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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