rhymes with "ouble enetration"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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