Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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