Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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