Kiss
Puke
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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