i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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