Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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