Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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she peed on how many people?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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