Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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