i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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