we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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