the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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