your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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