id be glad to
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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