I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
