If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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