Too much gin, very little bucket
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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