Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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