There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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