Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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