That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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