Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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