everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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