I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Never joke about your clitoris.
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