I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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