You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It's shark week go big or go home
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Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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