the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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