Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Best friends brother. Beat that.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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