Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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