I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
