It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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