Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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