the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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