New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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