I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
