So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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