my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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