My girlfriend figured out who you are.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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